I walked around trying to find the pie. It was pretty hard to find a random chocolate pie floating around the town. Thankfully I had thought to wear a disguise covering up my red tunic and extremely blonde hair.  Strangers probably looked at me with an expression that said, you’re crazy, but I didn’t pay any attention to them. My eyes wheeled around in sudden directions trying to find the amazing chocolate pie that was almost mine, but some perv bought it a few minutes before I ran into the store. Stupid person. It was a few hours later, and I was still looking for it, They probably already ate it. Why am I still looking? I thought.

I used my smell, just my smell to look for it. I closed my eyes, lessened my hearing, and touch to find it. I ran into several people, all cursing me, “you stupid person. Get out of my way!!” they yelled.

Through my closed lids, I rolled my eyes and kept on smelling. I wandered around and sensed a new smell. Apple pie.

The rest of the pain in trying to find the chocolate pie melted away. I put on a nefarious grin and ran to the direction of the smell, I will find you my pretty, I thought with a contented sigh. The pie was a few blocks away and I saw it when I could tell I was close enough to see it. I ran to the windowsill where the pie was resting and put my finger in it, “OWWW!!” I yelped. It was deathly hot.

“Serves you right for trying to steal my pie,” a nasally voice said.

“Huh?”

“that’s my pie you tried to steal,” a beautiful woman appeared in the window, with a voice betraying her beauty. It was the nasally voice. I was immediately repulsed.

“I’ll pay you… fifty rupees. It was all I had. I hoped this worked.

“fine. You show me the money, I’ll show you the pie”

“It’s right there…”

“you know what I mean, you freak with a trench coat”

“fine,” I held up the rupees. Fifty of them….

She handed up the pie. I snatched the rupees away from her reaching grasp and ran for it. I was probably even more wanted now, then ever, but I wanted pie. I ran off to the cave that was our shelter and saw Vio there. I downed the pie and Vio looked at me like I was crazy, which I probably was.  Blue was at the entrance of the cave and I had bowled right past him in my eagerness to devour the pie.

Blue looked at me mockingly and held up an empty pie tin. With chocolate smears at the bottom. And I freaked. Again.

“YOU HAVE MY CHOCOLATE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  I ran after him.